The sweltering, swampy heat is doing its best to ruin the glory of summer in Chicago.
We're here at the first post since switching from weekly to monthly, and I have to say, it's good to be back!
I've been forcing myself to write a lot in recent months, but it's time to focus on quality over quantity.
Chicago experienced its first ever dust storm this week, and honestly, it wasn't that exciting.
It can't be too long, it can't be too sad, and it definitely shouldn't be written and performed by a guy that's going to be in prison for the next 30 years.
The technology is everywhere now, with more and more people using it for everything from emails to therapy.
They say a drunk audience is a comedian's best friend, but they also say that it's possible to have too much of a good thing.
A needy cat and a daughter that just found out she can leave her room on her own do not make for a good sleep schedule.
When the wife's away, the dads and daughters will play!
Seriously, this is the first one ever, kind of a big moment.